Here are two quotes that I’ve come up with and thought I would share for criticism:
1) “Life is a set of dynamic priorities.” – JohnyB
I’m sure that all coders know what a dynamic priority list is, but to those who don’t, it’s a list of elements that get updated according to a rule you set in your code. For example when 2 normal users print on the same printer, the first one who presses print will be assigned top priority and the second will get the second spot. But when a super user prints, he will be assigned the first spot on the queue and won’t wait for the others… That’s how I think life works, we have a set of things to do but a limited time, we just have to figure which one goes before the other…
A real life example would be, you’re watching TV and the door bell rings, you assign the door a higher priority and go open it and then resume your other lower “priority” such as TV.
2) “The older we get, the dumber we become” (edited- I actually won’t take credit for this one as it returned 2 results on google)
Let me know what you think!
